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Title: Of naked women and Burrinjuck December 17-23
Post by: Bert on January 06, 2011, 12:19:48 PM
Harro requested "a report" and so here goes...


'T'was the week before Christmas, when all ‘round the ‘Juck
Not a cloud wasn’t pouring, not a few with thunder struck.
The lures were hung by the loop knots with care,
In hopes that fat cod soon would be theirs.

The children with iPods all snug in the cottage,
While visions of monsoons turned lake to porridge.
And Mum with a white and I with a beer,
Had just settled our brains to spend the trip in here.

When out on the lake there arose such a clatter,
As the gale from the south did the porridge batter.
Again another morn’ as the gale did blow,
The Brindabella Ranges did deport in snow.

The moon on the water ne’er did appear
As the lake to the back door crept ever near.
When, finally to my wondering eyes should show,
But a modicum of sun, and above 11 the temperature did go .

With a favourite old diver, on the penultimate day,
Did I plough the topsoil from up Goodradigbee way.
The cav’ plate of the outboard nowhere in sight,
Was eloquent testimony to my luring plight!

When on the final day the summer did return,
The kids round the lake in the ring took turn,
And laying aside all the hardbody baits,
I turned to the spinner-blades without any takes!

I filled up the car and to the family gave a whistle,
And to the chocolate malted lake we waved our dismissal.
But I managed to exclaim, ‘ere I tooled round that switchback,
"Happy fishing to all, and to all I’ll be back!"
Title: Re: Burrinjuck December 17-23
Post by: Dick Pasfield on January 06, 2011, 09:53:22 PM
Excelled yourself with that report Bert :)
Title: Re: Burrinjuck December 17-23
Post by: Bert on January 07, 2011, 10:31:26 AM
Thank you kindly Mr Pasfield!

Truly an unbelievable week. Friday night was fine - a good thing to unload cars and boats. Saturday then alternately poured and thundered: lightning like Sydney New Year fireworks. By the time Sunday dawned Summer had taken a sabatical and, in Python parlance, had given autumn and winter the flick pass and gone straight to spring. It blew a gale from the west and the basin resembled Botany Bay in a southerly. By Monday the sou'wester was in full swing and the early spring snow had fallen. A top of 11 degrees at 1:30! The bloody wind backed off on Tuesday arvo (somewhat) and Wednesday - our final day - dawned dead calm with the lake resembling nothing so much as a placid Cadbury chocolate pour.

To top it all, I finally turned on the boat power and raised the outboard to remove the transom brace and it travelled just enough - six inches - and stopped. The hydrometer on the trusty Delkor had gone from green to white - do not go past black and do not pick up a recharge. Must have drained the final  amps from the bloody cable!

The lake was chockers with various forms of speed hump (didn't stop the skiers) and absolutely impenetrable to light. The outboard leg simply disappeared into the murk and the prop wash looked exactly like a chocolate malted milkshake.

I rather suspect the place will fish well when it settles out somewhat. That should be happening now as the inflows are rather more sedate than December's white water flows. I might be cajoled into a February revisit.
Title: Re: Burrinjuck December 17-23
Post by: Dick Pasfield on January 07, 2011, 12:26:12 PM
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With a favourite old diver, on the penultimate day,
Did I plough the topsoil from up Goodradigbee way.
The cav’ plate of the outboard nowhere in sight,
Was eloquent testimony to my luring plight!

Loved that particular verse Bert


Can't believe some of the mob are not all over this like seagulls on a hot chip.

Must be the title, you should have mentioned naked women or free beer in it ;D
Title: Re: Burrinjuck December 17-23
Post by: Bert on January 07, 2011, 01:34:41 PM
[...] you should have mentioned naked women or free beer in it ;D

Quite. Remedied now...
Title: Re: Of naked women and Burrinjuck December 17-23
Post by: A Marshall on January 07, 2011, 02:44:32 PM
It's working ;)
The bard of Burrinjuck

Top report Bert, your trip sounds about as wet as mine.

Cheers Andrew
Title: Re: Burrinjuck December 17-23
Post by: Sweetwater on January 07, 2011, 03:12:51 PM

Must be the title, you should have mentioned naked women or free beer in it ;D

Think I might have to start a poetry, yarn, ballad & fiction page; you'd be a walk up start yourself Dick. Stuff like that shouldn't be lost into oblivion.  :youbeauty

fitz..

Title: Re: Burrinjuck December 17-23
Post by: bushwacker on January 07, 2011, 03:15:51 PM
Think I might have to start a poetry, yarn, ballad & fiction page; you'd be a walk up start yourself Dick. Stuff like that shouldn't be lost into oblivion.  :youbeauty

fitz..

I think dick would have everyone coverd on this topic but its a hellofa idea!  :youbeauty

Steve
Title: Re: Burrinjuck December 17-23
Post by: Sweetwater on January 07, 2011, 03:33:51 PM
I think dick would have everyone coverd on this topic but its a hellofa idea!  :youbeauty

Steve

What until you read some of Harro's fiction.  :youbeauty

Ever heard / read any of Brian MacFarlaines yarns? As good as Rupert McCall....  :thumbsup

fitz..
Title: Re: Burrinjuck December 17-23
Post by: bushwacker on January 07, 2011, 05:22:14 PM
What until you read some of Harro's fiction.  :youbeauty

Ever heard / read any of Brian MacFarlaines yarns? As good as Rupert McCall....  :thumbsup

fitz..

Haha if its the same Brian im thinking of my brother is dating his daughter and have been held up a few times chin waggin to him  :walkplank

Steve
Title: Re: Burrinjuck December 17-23
Post by: Bert on January 07, 2011, 07:36:52 PM
What until you read some of Harro's fiction.  :youbeauty

Yup. I've had that pleasure.
Title: Re: Of naked women and Burrinjuck December 17-23
Post by: aussiebasser on January 07, 2011, 08:23:00 PM
I opened this post, smiling with glee,
Naked women you see, have always attracted me.
Sadly, the reverse isn't always the case,
I'll return to my googling, to continue the chase.



Dammit, the naked women bit suckered me in.

Nice prose.
Title: Re: Of naked women and Burrinjuck December 17-23
Post by: takrat on January 08, 2011, 02:09:10 PM
Nothing wrong with naked women even if they're only in yer head. Fitz a bard page would be great. The lake sounds like you took a wrong turn and ended up in the US Bert. Too thick to navigate and too thin to cultivate.
JD
Title: Re: Of naked women and Burrinjuck December 17-23
Post by: Bert on January 08, 2011, 04:33:41 PM
The lake sounds like you took a wrong turn and ended up in the US Bert. Too thick to navigate and too thin to cultivate.
JD

Quite like Yanks: been there several times.

Don't know about the latter: I'd reckon you'd have no problems cultivating hydroponic gardens. Definitely no need for "soil replacement" additives. If I'd left the boat in the water for a week I'd wager an ecosystem will have taken hold of the outboard leg.
Title: Re: Bush Poetry board
Post by: Sweetwater on January 08, 2011, 11:38:29 PM
Bush Poetry Board has now been added in the members area.  :thumbsup

fitz..
Title: Re: Of naked women and Burrinjuck December 17-23
Post by: Bert on January 09, 2011, 10:06:54 AM
Pity I didn't save that barra-bastardised version of Oliver's Army...

Given what transpired in The Week Before Christmas, I think it only fair that timely and decent warning be given. The week before Sam Kekovich's International Australia Day is likely to see what the Met Bureau delicatlely refers to as a "weather event". The because of an off-season gathering of a quorum of the Drunks Over Eucumbene at Anglers Reach.

Most will wonder at the significance of this. In its time a gathering of the DOE has produced: cyclonic winds, snow and widespread power outages across the Snowies in April; Snow and golf ball hail at Burrinjuck in both April and June; the abandonment of the Adaminaby Cup meeting (held last Saturday of November) after the second race due to snow (as well as flooding rain in another year) and the cutting off of Cooma due to flooding watercourses to name just a few. Some of these events involve as few as two of the "Sway of Drunks". It should be noted that the unseasonal snap in the week prior to Christmas involved only the one: my culpable self.

In that light, the gathering of Mrrrrrs, Bert, Lancelot, Scruff and the Maltese Falcon is a matter for serious meteorological concern.

A copy has been forwarded to the Bureau.



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