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Mobile office helps flood affected get back on feet
« on: January 18, 2011, 04:01:13 PM »
Mobile office helps flood affected get back on feet
           


Locals could see a colourful vehicle cruise into the region today, equipped to deliver top advice and support to flood-affected producers and residents.
           
           

http://www.dpi.qld.gov.au/30_19902.htm
           



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Re: Mobile office helps flood affected get back on feet
« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2011, 05:48:01 PM »
Sorry, it just reminds me of ;) ;D..............................................

GRYTPYPE:
..................................... Neddie, we're from the Ministry of Psychologicals. The government are testing people's reaction to sudden disaster.

SEAGOON:
They've been doing that ever since they got in.

GRYTPYPE:
Steady now. This microphone may be tapped.

FX:
Distant taps on mic surface.

MORIARTY:
There's somebody tapping it now.

SEAGOON:
What's going to happen? I'm ruined!

GRYTPYPE:
Ah, that's where we the government officials come in, Neddie. With the aid of this war surplus piano we bring you the official government answer to national ruin.

PIANO:
G7 introduction.

MORIARTY:
(Sings) You got to face disaster with a smile.

Keep on laughing all the while

When you're shot through the head

Don't fall down dead -

Just pick up your bed and smile, smile, smile,

Pick up your bed and smile.

GRAMS:
Wild applause.

SEAGOON:
Oh, thank you. Gentlemen, you were right. That government type song has completely restored my confidence.

GRYTPYPE:
Yes Neddie, and in your hour of need let us offer you the government's full employment scheme - two pound ten a week and free laundry.

SEAGOON:
Free laundry?

GRYTPYPE:
Yes - you wash our clothes for nothing.

MORIARTY:
Yes, and better still you pay us two pound ten a week for the privilege!

SEAGOON:
Eureka! When do we start?

GRYTPYPE:
Now. Moriarty?

MORIARTY:
Yes?

GRYTPYPE:
Take off those hessian underclothes.

MORIARTY:
Right.

GRAMS:
Boots departing at speed.

GRYTPYPE:
(Distant) Neddie. Scrub those and return the barge pole.

SEAGOON:
Right.

FX:
Sawing on lump of wood.

SEAGOON:
I'll just saw through the crust on his hat. Don't worry. I'll soon have these nicotine stains out.

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Re: Mobile office helps flood affected get back on feet
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2011, 08:30:24 PM »
I will actually be manning the mobile office tomorrow at Tiaro, so if you want to know what assistance is out there, drop in and say g'day.

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Re: Mobile office helps flood affected get back on feet
« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2011, 05:49:14 AM »
Going to have a few casts over at the boat ramp at lunch time Steve?

Also dont forget to visit the butcher there, best Wurst I ever had!

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Re: Mobile office helps flood affected get back on feet
« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2011, 06:20:24 AM »
Going to have a few casts over at the boat ramp at lunch time Steve?

Also dont forget to visit the butcher there, best Wurst I ever had!

The rod might find it way into the ute :thumbsup  Last time I looked at the ramp there it was about 2m under water and you couldn't even drive round the centre bit to get to the ramp.

That butcher does the best bacon, jerky and beer sticks.

Steve

 

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